NY Knicks Fans Can Take Solace In Coach Jeff Hornacek’s Really, Really Hot Daughter

New York Knicks fans have nothing to cheer. Phil Jackson is a cranky old man who can’t stop bellowing, “Back in my day, we used the triangle offense!” Carmelo Anthony is the most overrated super star of the last decade. The team has only enjoyed three winning seasons since the 2000-01 season. Life sucks at Madison Square Garden right now.

Well, I guess it’s not completely terrible. Head coach Jeff Hornacek has a smoking hot daughter named Abby who is…smoking hot. Beyond that, she’s also got an actual personality.

“I do get a lot of people bothering me for Knicks tickets,” Hornacek told Page Six. “If I was dating a guy and he wanted to go to a game, it’s not like I could lie and say I can’t get them. Honestly, it is easy for me to get tickets.”

But the blonde bombshell does offer a warning to any skeevy dudes looking to mooch off her goodwill.

“If a guy was using me for a ticket, I really would not care – he may just make it to one game and the rest of the season could be offered to somebody else.”

Hear that, fellas? Don’t mess around with this one.┬áThen again, who would ever jeopardize a relationship with this specimen to watch the awful Knicks?!

Anyway, we’ve put together a gallery of the gorgeous Abby above. Please enjoy it as a consolation prize for the Knicks being terrible year after year and likely losing Kristaps Porzingis to free agency after the 2019 season.

  • Brandon KatzCOED Writer
    A New York native & proud couch potato who loves all things pop culture. I can usually be found writing, making videos and ranking all the warriors in "Game of Thrones" based on their fighting prowess.
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