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David Spade Shits On ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl, Continues To Low-Key Be The Man

I’ve spent a lot of years being a David Spade hater.

Growing up, I was always more of a Jim Carrey kid than an Adam Sandler guy, so I always had this natural inclination to hate on anything remotely related to Sandler, David Spade included.

But then a couple of weeks ago, a story I had never heard before had come to my attention: the story of David Spade being somewhat of a c*cksman.

After a little research, I found that Spade had been linked to all of these women at one point or another:

  • Charlotte McKinney
  • Naya Rivera
  • Jasmine Waltz
  • Pamela Anderson
  • Carmen Electra
  • Heather Locklear
  • Julie Bowen
  • Krista Allen
  • Lara Flynn Boyle
  • and dozens more

Any self-respecting man has to respect a man with that kind of track record, so since about three weeks ago, David Spade has been on my good side.

Then he dropped this heater, taking a dump right on the Cash Me Ousside girl’s face:

Bregoli tried to clap back, but David Spade already ran away with the dub. And when David f*cking Spade is the more likeable, relatable one in a beef, you know the loser has got some serious issues.

No lie, I thought dis guy was the waiter

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Eric ItalianoCOED Writer
A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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