I’ve spent a lot of years being a David Spade hater.
Growing up, I was always more of a Jim Carrey kid than an Adam Sandler guy, so I always had this natural inclination to hate on anything remotely related to Sandler, David Spade included.
But then a couple of weeks ago, a story I had never heard before had come to my attention: the story of David Spade being somewhat of a c*cksman.
After a little research, I found that Spade had been linked to all of these women at one point or another:
- Charlotte McKinney
- Naya Rivera
- Jasmine Waltz
- Pamela Anderson
- Carmen Electra
- Heather Locklear
- Julie Bowen
- Krista Allen
- Lara Flynn Boyle
- and dozens more
Any self-respecting man has to respect a man with that kind of track record, so since about three weeks ago, David Spade has been on my good side.
Then he dropped this heater, taking a dump right on the Cash Me Ousside girl’s face:
Bregoli tried to clap back, but David Spade already ran away with the dub. And when David f*cking Spade is the more likeable, relatable one in a beef, you know the loser has got some serious issues.