New Footage Released From Kate Upton’s 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’ Shoot

Kate Upton continues kicking ass and taking names, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit just dropped a scorching video from her 2017 shoot. The previously unseen footage was uploaded to SI Swimsuit’s Instagram page today, and all I can say is that it’s about goddamn time! Keeping such beauty to themselves for so long was totally unfair. They’ve been depriving the world of a great gift reminiscent of when Brennan Huff was too afraid to share his angelic voice.

Without further ado, here’s a new video from Kate’s 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit shoot. Justin Verlander is one lucky, lucky man

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I only have two complaints in regards to the video. Number one is that it’s not a feature length film that will be shown in 3-D at movie theaters across the country. And number two is that atrocious music. If SI swipes out that trash with “Careless Whisper,” the video goes from an A- to an A+++. There’s no sexier combo than soulful sax and gratuitous cleavage.

Toby HastyCOED Writer
Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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