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Newest Video Of ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Getting Her Ass Beat Makes Me Wonder Why She Challenges People To Fight

They say when you sell your soul to the devil, he pays you back for the rest of your life (no, they don’t say that, I just thought it be some cold-blooded shit to say as I opened up this article — shout out Samuel L.)

Anyway, not sure if that phrase I made up makes any sense, but we’re rolling with it because that’s essentially what’s been happening to the ‘Cash Me Ousside’ girl, Danielle Bregoli, ever since achieving viral fame.

Yeah, she has almost 10 million Instagram followers, a reported reality show in the works, and a reported worth of a million dollars, but she’s also a living joke. And every month there’s a new video of her getting her ass kicked. Whether it be by her own mother, a random girl in the street, or one of her classmates, Bregoli seems bound to a lifetime of getting her ass kicked?

Now, the question is this: is being a human caricature and always getting your ass stomped worth a couple million bucks and some viral fame? The answer is clearly no.

It’s 2017 people — a million dollars isn’t that much these days, especially when you’re some white trash teenager with half of a brain. If she doesn’t kill herself with an eventual addiction, she’ll piss all her money away by the time she’s 20.

So, at the end of the day, I guess I kind of feel bad for her? Sure, she has more money now than I probably will in the next couple of years, but you can’t put a price on dignity, folks.

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    Eric ItalianoCOED Writer
    A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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