UCONN Philosophy Professor Sends Out Weekly Email With A Porn Link

UCONN Philosophy Professor Sends Email With Porn Link

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You know that book Everybody Poops? Well, they need to come out with a sequel, Everybody Masturbates. It’s true, nearly everyone does it. Your aunt, your mailman, even your college professor. The only thing preventing this truth from completely grossing us all out at every moment is the unspoken agreement never to bring attention to this fact.

Sadly, one UCONN professor did in the most humiliating and hilarious of ways.

In a weekly assignment email to the class, this professor included the wrong link. Instead of the normal monday exercises, good ‘ol Prof here gave everyone direct access to 18-year-old Megan stripping and spreading her…well, you can read it for yourself.

Being a quick-witted and clever collegiate professor, this guy came up with a full-proof excuse for the mixup, writing:

Hi all,

Please ignore previous email, which seems to have been infected by a bad link.

A new announcement about this week’s exercises is now posted on our Husky site.

Ah, the old fashioned “infected by a bad link” excuse. C’mon bro, we all know what you were doing. Just own it.

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Brandon KatzCOED Writer
A New York native & proud couch potato who loves all things pop culture. I can usually be found writing, making videos and ranking all the warriors in "Game of Thrones" based on their fighting prowess.
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