Carmelo Anthony has had a real rough April.
First, the Knicks closed out a wildly disappointing 2016-2017 campaign, filled with losses, internal frustration, and trade rumors.
Then, he was ranked as the 67th player in the league, a shocking fall from grace for the former top 5 player. And is if that wasn’t enough, Knicks president Phil Jackson came out and threw Melo under the bus, saying the team would be better out without him.
But the misfortune didn’t end there for Melo, although to be fair, the final blow was all his doing. News broke that Carmelo and his wife LaLa had separated after it had been discovered that Carmelo impregnated a stripper, who is now six and a half months pregnant.
Why Melo thought knocking up a stripper at this stage in his life was a good idea is beyond us, but we figured it provides us with the opportunity to appreciate the woman that he didn’t: LaLa.