Fight Breaks Out During Future’s Coachella Performance

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During Future’s Saturday night set at Coachella, two dudes got into a violent fistfight. Usually music festivals like this are pretty peaceful, as everybody just wants to take a preposterous amount of drugs and chill out to some tunes. But somehow those positive vibes eluded these two gentlemen, who decided to throw down during Future’s set-closing performance of “Mask Off.”

What an ass beating. It was all over once the white guy got speared to the ground like that. The low man always wins, whether in an NFL collision or at music festival brawls. It’s simple physics.

As much as I enjoyed watching that video, I’m absolutely baffled as to how anybody could fight while “Mask Off” is playing. When that flute hits, all my troubles drift away and a grin covers my face from ear to ear.

It’s a feeling of pure joy, which is why my favorite part of the video was actually when the crowd didn’t miss a beat belting out “PERCOCET, MOLLY, PERCOCET!!!” The show must go on, and you can’t let some dipshits fighting ruin the banger of the century.

  • Toby HastyCOED Writer
    Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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