Somebody get a coroner because United just got straight murdered by Emirates Airlines. Well, whatever is left of United just got murdered my Emirates.
While it may be a tough week for United’s PR team, it’s essentially Christmas for the other airlines. All they have to do is offer to not assault their passengers and they’re already head and shoulders above United.
What’s hilarious though is despite all of this, United still has an ace in a hole. If I were the head of their PR team, I’d be rolling out our new slogan ASAP: ‘United: Not great, but still not as bad as Spirit.’