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Mets Ace & Marvel Superhero Noah Syndergaard Is Dating A New Smokeshow

In case you haven’t aware, my man Noah Syndergaard is taking over the world. At only 24-years-old, he may be the biggest sports star in New York this side of Odell and Eli. And not only is he one of the most talented pitchers in the league, he’s one of the ballsiest.

Back during the 2015 World Seris, Syndergaard essentially challenged the Royals to fight him, and at 6’6″, 250 lbs, it’s hard not to blame him. After opening Game 3 of the World Series with a fastball over the Royals’ leadoff hitter’s head, Syndergaard did not shy away from the pressure, saying:

“If they have a problem with me throwing inside,” Syndergaard said, “then they can meet me 60-feet, six-inches away. I’ve got no problem with that.”

This is all a long-winded way of me saying that Noah Syndergaard is an absolute stud. Am I a little biased because I’m a die hard Mets fan? Well, yeah, that’s obvious. But ask a Phillies or Nationals fan, and even they’ll tell you he’s an alpha male.

After all, just check out his new girlfriend, Boston University senior and former soccer player Alexandra Cooper.

Eric ItalianoCOED Writer
A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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