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Iggy Azalea Released A New Song That May Make You Realize Suicide Isn’t So Bad After All

Woah.

The official music video for Iggy Azalea’s new single “Mo Bounce” has dropped and it’s an all-out assault on the senses. Seriously, it’s almost as if Iggy and her producers went into the studio and were like, “How many different types of seizures can we induce with just one music video?”

You would think after being kicked around for a couple of years for making shit music, Iggy would have been inspired to prove the haters wrong and come out with a legitimate rap song.

NOPE!

Instead, Iggy doubled down on her complete lack of musical talent by producing not only her worst song ever, but arguably the worst song in the history of the humankind.

“Homie if you’re broke, oh no you don’t deserve hoes/All these fake ballers only getting on my nerves though,” Iggy raps. “I just cracked a 40 and I’m sippin’ out the straw slow/Little bit of ratchet, little boujee, you should all know/Everybody got opinions, yeah like assholes/You ain’t gotta worry ‘bout those cause they assholes/We just came to party party party, what you came for?”

But, all that being said, plastic or not…

…I would. I totally would. And you would too.

  • Eric ItalianoCOED Writer
    A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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