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Raving Lunatic Alex Jones Challenged Alec Baldwin To A Bareknuckle Brawl

I need this. I’ve never needed something so bad without realizing it in my life. I’d sooner fork over $60 to watch Alex Jones and Alec Baldwin go toe-to-toe than watch whatever Connor McGregor-less crap the UFC is putting out there.

That said, I’d probably put my money at Jones. Dude is a certified psychopath and I don’t think Baldwin would be able to match that level of insanity. It’s tough for a sane man like Alec Baldwin to stand a chance against a lunatic like Jones. And if you’re reading this, and you think Alex Jones is anything other than a lunatic, I’ve got some bad news for you: You’re a remarkable idiot.

Jones began his out-of-this-world- rant by expressing his disgust over Baldwin’s SNL portrayal of President Trump:

“Alec Baldwin thinks he is a tough guy. I challenge him a million dollars to the charity he wants, to get in the ring with me, bare knuckle. I will, I’ll do it right now. I’ll get in the ring with you and I will break your jaw, I will knock your teeth out, I will break your nose, and I will break your neck. You coward, you think you’re a tough guy, messing with little cameramen people”

He then goes into an anecdote about how Andrew Jackson would have handled all this, but honestly, it’s more entertaining for you to watch then for me to describe. Jones’ warped facial expressions are half the fun anyway.

Eric ItalianoCOED Writer
A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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