As 2 Chainz once said, “When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store.” Well, obviously President Trump has never heard “Birthday Song” before, because his burial priorities are all out of whack.
Leave it to Trump to want to be buried in the middle of the Jersey woods. The guy takes shits on gold-plated toilets, yet he wants to have his eternal resting place outside of a golf course. For everything you (and I certainly) may hate about the man, you’ve got to give him credit for the way he sticks to his guns. Arlington Cemetary be damned, Donnie Freedom wants to be buried off the turnpike.
Via Washington Post:
According to plans filed with local and state authorities, the Trump Organization has proposed to build a pair of graveyards at the site of its tony Trump National Golf Club Bedminster course.
One would be small: 10 plots overlooking the first hole. It was intended — or so they said — for Trump and his family. “Mr. Trump . . . specifically chose this property for his final resting place as it is his favorite property,” his company wrote in a filing with the state in 2014.
In 2014, Trump wrote that the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey was his favorite property and that he had chosen it as his final resting place. However, Trump may have recently flip-flopped (shocker), and now thinks that he might be buried in Florida at his Mar-a-Lago Club.
As a New Jersey kid, I’ll be quick to rep the state in any way, shape, or form, but this is one I really hope we take a pass on. Florida’s much warmer Donnie, bury your bones there.