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The Tushy Bidet Has Transformed My Life Exponentially

So I am now the proud owner of a Tushy bidet and it’s the greatest thing in my apartment. If I got robbed today and someone stole all of my stuff, I would cry harder for my stolen bidet than I would for my MacBook, my TV, or my bed. A lot of you by now are probably saying “what the hell?” but just hear me out. Let’s start with the basics:

What is a bidet? A bidet is a magical piece of equipment that shoots water up where the sun don’t shine and cleans your nether regions. Gross, right? But check this out, a bidet is actually a really healthy alternative to just grabbing a fist full of TP and going to town.

A bidet cleans you wayyyyy better than toilet paper ever could. The water washes off any residue that toilet paper could actually leave behind. Water is a universal solvent (shout out my sixth-grade science teacher), which means that it works more effectively at cleaning your skin than toilet paper. A bidet is also way more gentle on those who have hemorrhoids or other skin sensitivities because it’s way less harsh on skin than toilet paper. Although I have neither, I thought you might care to know that.

A bidet is also eco-friendly. Every day 27,000 trees are cut down just to make toilet paper. On the other hand, a bidet barely even uses a cup of water. If you’re on the green team or just trying to do your part to save the environment, a bidet may be a good option to reduce your footprint.

So, a few days ago I got a bidet from the wonderful folks at Tushy (First off, A+ name for a bidet company). After the guys at COED explained to me what a bidet was, I vowed to man up, sit down, and let it happen. The setup was a breeze. The box came with every piece I needed or could have needed to put it together. It took me a solid 10 minutes flat to get my bidet up and ready. I gotta toss Tushy another shout out for their instruction guide. Not only was it extremely informative but they also dropped some really great poop jokes. I loved the fact that they didn’t take themselves too seriously. I was actually enjoying reading the instruction guide rather than trying to rip my hair out.

Anyway back to the review… I got the entire thing together and there I was looking at something that shoots water into my a**. I was a little apprehensive, as anyone else would be, but I persevered. I’m not gonna lie it wasn’t that bad. The first couple uses, you tighten up a little bit because you know an input is touching an output, but once you get used to it, it’s a really great sensation (we’re still talking about bidets). Honestly once I got used to it, it was a fantastic experience.

I love how light-hearted Tushy takes themselves and the bidet attachment sits pretty hidden under my toilet seat. If you’re trying to do more on an environmental level or you just want to be more European, I would highly suggest upgrading your bathroom with a bidet from Tushy.

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