Faryn Corey is a 21-year-old student at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts. In a catastrophe of epic proportions, the Northeastern Huskies will not be dancing in the NCAA Tournament. They lost to Towson in the quarterfinals of the CAA Tournament, and I’ve never been so goddamn disappointed in my alma mater in my entire life.
There’s a lot of turmoil going on in our country these days, and nothing would’ve brought people together like gawking at Faryn during March Madness. She could’ve rose to overnight fame like when Jenn Sterger got put on camera while attending a Florida State football game.
Alas, it wasn’t meant to be. I guess Faryn will just have to try to capture the hearts of America through her blistering hot Instagram account. She’s already making fantastic progress in that endeavor, as she currently boasts over 44,000 followers on the social media platform.