Kylie Jenner Just Released A New T-Shirt That I’m Probably Going To Buy

Got to give the Evil Empire credit for knowing where their bread is buttered.

Take Kylie Jenner‘s new clothing line, for example. Instead of trying to get too fancy and create actual designs, they’ve just taken a bunch of pictures of what’s gotten them there — her body — and slapped it onto a t-shirt. You’ve got to respect that type of self-awareness.

I could only imagine how much money they’re making off these shirts. I’m going to take a shot in the dark and assume they’re selling them for about $30 bucks. The Instagram account has over a million follows, so if at least half of those people bought justĀ oneĀ t-shirt, that’s $15 million in t-shirt sales right there. Mind-bending shit.

All of this is leading to Kylie’s eventual sex tape, which I have pegged being released about three years from now. It’s going to be a pay-per-view type of scenario and the price of admission is going to be about $100.

It may end up being the highest-grossing film of all time.

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