Proof That Vegans Are Crazy: Woman Crashes Car Into Chicken Truck

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Nobody likes vegans (except for other vegans) and it’s usually because they’re so loud and obnoxious about their veganism. If you think I’m making a blanket statement, take a look at Judith Moriah Armstrong.

The 26-year-old woman was arrested in Georgia for, no joke, slamming her car into a truck carrying chicken because I guess she is bull-chief vegan around these parts. Police easily tracked her down, but she refused to leave her home until they produced a warrant. She did speak with them through different windows of her home, though.

Get this: Armstrong tried to convince police that her smash-and-dash was an accident. Obviously, they weren’t buying it so she soon admitted to intentionally ramming the truck and claiming her veganism as motivation.

The truck driver said she hit the vehicle from the side and then drove into it again after he hit the brakes, causing his truck to spin out. He then called 911 to report the accident, only to find Armstrong fleeing the scene. She claimed she was sober when the incident occurred but admitted to taking “a couple of shots” when she got home. Right, of course.

Armstrong blew a .089 at the jail, which is higher than the legal limit.

Unsurprisingly, Armstrong is now facing charges of hit-and-run, aggressive driving, driving under the influence, and obstruction.

Moral of the story: eat a hamburger every once in awhile, kids.

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