That Tom Hanks, man. That guy should run for president. You ever met someone who doesn’t like Tom Hanks? Didn’t think so. And if you have, stop associating with that person because they’re either a serial killer or an alien. It seems impossible to me than a sane American could somehow dislike Tom Hanks. Just not possible.
In his never-ending quest to be the most likable dude ever, Tom Hanks sent a gift to the White House Press Corps. Now, before Mr. Cynical says he’s just doing this for good PR because everyone hates Trump, I’ll have you know that this is actually the third time Hanks has sent a gift to the WHPC. Of course he has.
However, the highlight of the story is not the gift itself, but the kind note that came with it.
Democrats, here’s some advice, on the house: put The Rock and Tom Hanks on the same ticket and you will not lose. I can guarantee it.