Tom Brady Helps Authorities, Creates Hilarious List Of Jersey Thief Suspects

(Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

(Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

The search for Tom Brady’s missing Super Bowl jersey continues, as authorities are trying to locate the piece of NFL history that has an estimated value of $500,000. Because Brady is a helpful guy, he created a list of potential suspects that might have swiped his jersey.

Here’s the detective work that Brady posted to his Instagram.

It’s getting more and more pointless for me to hate Tom Brady these days. After his Super Bowl 51 comeback, he’s virtually locked up the greatest quarterback of all-time discussion. And after this Instagram post, he’s proved that he’s also the best quarterback to follow on social media.

Even though it’s a given that he doesn’t actually come up with this stuff, he still has a dynamite crew working for him. On Brady’s suspect board, we’ve got Prison Mike, Gollum, Jaws, and there’s even a Good Will Hunting quote thrown in for good measure.

You can’t beat this man on the field or on social media. F*cking guy is just a winning machine in all facets of life.

  • Toby HastyCOED Writer
    Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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