Wow. I mean. F*ck. I’ve seen a lot of things on the internet, but this may be the one that finally leaves me speechless.
Welcome to 2017, where literally anything is possible. Want to turn yourself into a goat? There’s a surgery for that. Want to have virtual sex? There’s an app for that. Want to eat a picture of B-level comedy actor Jason Segel every day until he eats a picture of you? You can do that too.
If I’m this dude, I’m committing. The internet is weird and this type of bullshit can reap surprising benefits. Those f*cking “Damn Daniel” kids get free Vans sneakers for the rest of their lives, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility to think that this dude could land a cameo in Segel’s next movie or something.
Also, shout out to Chow for coming in with the heat in the comment section: