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Scarlett Johansson Saying That ‘Monogamy Is Unnatural’ Is Proof That God May Exist After All

Scarlett Johansson is newly single and she’s coming out absolutely SWINGING. Fresh off of divorcing French journalist (which literally may be the lamest combination of nationality and profession ever) Romain Dauriac, Johansson recently sat down with Playboy to talk about women’s marches, her new movies, and yes, monogamy.

Needless to say, her new-found opinion on it is music to our ears.

Via Playboy:

‘I think the idea of marriage is very romantic; it’s a beautiful idea, and the practice of it can be a very beautiful thing. I don’t think it’s natural to be a monogamous person.

I might be skewered for that, but I think it’s work. It’s a lot of work. And the fact that it is such work for so many people—for everyone—the fact of that proves that it is not a natural thing.

It’s something I have a lot of respect for and have participated in, but I think it definitely goes against some instinct to look beyond.’

Like I said, SWINGING. How shitty do you feel if you’re Mr. Dauriac? Top 10 hottest chick in the world, who you had LOCKED DOWN, is now publicly shitting all over the the very thing that you two shared together. Ouch, bro.

That said, if I’d want anyone to divorce my sorry ass, I’d want it to be Scarlett Johansson.

Eric ItalianoCOED Writer
A New Jersey native & Rutgers University graduate who firmly believes it's better to be lucky than good. My goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay. You can probably find me somewhere cooking either too little or too much pasta. contact me - eric.italiano@teamcoed.com
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