An old man took Burger King’s “Have It Your Way” slogan way too far. Inside of asking for extra ketchup or for them to hold the tomato, he dished out a huge slap to an employee. This is not the freedom I think they had in mind for their customers.
Watch the bell-ringing slap in the video below.
The voice of Adele, the crack of a baseball bat, and the sound of a perfectly executed slap to the face. Those are my three favorite sounds on the entire planet. I love that sweet harmony of a palm meeting an unsuspecting face.
Even though it’s probably not wise to emulate that psycho, I am definitely going to steal his “I’m the boss” line the next time a bouncer tells my drunk ass to calm down. That’s a power move of epic proportions.
I do feel bad for the Burger King employee, though. It already has to suck making awful money and smelling like french fries all day, and now, he has to deal with the viral infamy of getting the taste slapped out of his mouth by a senior citizen. If I were him, I’d lock myself in the back and eat my feelings in a gluttonous display reminiscent of Squidward going to town on Krabby Patties.