Is this real? Could this video possibly be real? Something about the way the camera pans to our knight in shining armor is a little shady. Nonetheless, sometimes you just need to go with the truthiness of the situation and believe in your gut that this is real. I’m choosing to believe this is real.
I bring you to the University of Washington, where there are currently about 20 anti-Trump protestors laying in metaphorical body bags after one heroic student verbally spartan kicked them straight to hell.
About two dozen social justice warriors gathered in the library, the hallowed, sacred ground of higher learning to voice their displeasure about Donald Trump‘s election. A couple megaphone-wielding students began to chant ‘Who’s got the power?’ ‘We’ve got the power!’ ‘What kind of power?’ ‘Equal power!’
And then, the unthinkable happened: a phoenix arose from the ashes.
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Name a more iconic announcement of one’s current location, I’ll wait. In all likelihood, our man right here was born in another, far less fortunate country, and came here specifically to study, so he is having absolutely NONE of these crybaby liberals’ bullshit.