The third movie in The Ring franchise is set to hit theaters in the United States on Friday, February 3, 2017. To promote the upcoming release of Rings, a marketing bigwig decided to dress someone up like that spooky girl and have her climb out of TVs to scare the bejeezus out of customers. Unsurprisingly, it was a pants-shitting success.
I would’ve booked it out of there like I was shot out of a goddamn cannon. Whoever thought of that prank should be liable to be sued in court. Can you imagine doing some TV shopping on a lazy Sunday when that creepy ass, wet mop looking girl pops out at you? Heart Attack City. We’re talking about punitive damages through the roof for having to endure such stress.
Even though I’m sure the person who played The Ring girl is a nice young lady without all of that makeup on, I was kinda hoping somebody would pop her one. Where the hell is Tyrone when you need him?