WATCH: Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Won A Motorbike In An Actual Pissing Contest

The Graham Norton Show's YouTube

The Graham Norton Show’s YouTube

On Friday night, the incomparable Matthew McConaughey went on The Graham Norton Show to promote his upcoming movie Gold. The highlight of McConaughey’s appearance was most definitely him telling the story of how his dad won a motorbike in a literal pissing contest. Watch McConaughey break down the bizarre wager in the video below.

That must have been one helluva parabola. I’m glad they had the bright idea to draw a line on the wall, instead of having a 12-year-old in his tighty whities attempt to piss over a 6’6″ man’s head. Not even Donald Trump would be into weird shit like that.

But now that I know people have actually participated in legitimate pissing contests, my interests are piqued. You show me someone who wouldn’t tune into pissing contests on ESPN 8: The Ocho, and I’ll show you a goddamn liar. It’s like a disgusting version of pole vaulting, and it’s about to be sweeping the nation.

Toby HastyCOED Writer
Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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