Mike Tyson is serving as Chris Brown’s trainer for his upcoming boxing match against Soulja Boy. Yes, that’s a real sentence. As if this beef couldn’t get any weirder, Tyson decided to add some fuel to the fire by dropping a Soulja Boy diss track. Check out the music video for “If You Show Up.”
That was atrocious in the best way possible. Tyson can’t rap for shit, but the lines were so bad they were good. I died laughing when he said, “Everybody talk shit behind the keys, I’ma sting like a venereal disease.” He would know from experience too.
I also loved how he kept saying, “I’m Mike Tyson.” Yeah, we know, dude. You have one of the most recognizable voices on the planet. I could pick out that Daffy Duck sounding lisp every single time.
It was a smart move just putting a bunch of Instagram models in the video, though. Come for the bars, stay for the babes. They even threw in a midget! Variety really is the spice of life.