While most people decide who gets the last beer with something harmless like a game of rock-paper-scissors, two classy Southern gentlemen got into a bloody fistfight over the last can of refreshing suds. Watch them display what can happen when demand heavily outweighs supply.
Jesus Christ, that was intense. I haven’t seen so much blood since Stone Cold got his forehead busted open at WrestleMania 13. The shirtless guy had some success, but at the end of the day, the man in the wife beater had a size advantage that was just too much for him to handle.
I loved how they hugged it out at the end of the fight, though. I’ve seen so many fight videos over my blogging career that it’s tough to surprise me, but seeing those two embrace was a shocking turn of events. The dude in the wife beater even wanted a kiss, which I thought came with a mandatory 3-5 year prison sentence in the south. Sportsmanship: don’t leave home without it.
By far the worst part of the video was that jackass lady behind the camera. Yelling at them to stop fighting while recording it all on her phone??? What a goddamn hypocrite. Either put the phone down and try to break it up or call play-by-play of the savage violence. You can’t have it both ways, toots.