Florida Man Busted For His Weekly Routine Of Filming Upskirt Footage

WFTV Channel 9/Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office

WFTV Channel 9/Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office

Andres Jurado was arrested earlier this week for being a colossal creep. If we’re being technical, the actual crime was a misdemeanor video voyeurism charge, which he has hilariously pleaded not guilty to. Via The Smoking Gun, here’s why Jurado got busted in Miami Beach, Florida.

According to police, the pedestrian reported that she was being closely followed by a male stranger who bumped into her when she suddenly stopped and turned around. At that point, the man touched the woman’s buttocks under her dress.

The victim, cops say, then noticed that the man–later identified as Jurado–was holding a cellphone under her dress, apparently recording video. A Miami Beach cop subsequently arrested Jurado and seized his phone as evidence.

When he was confronted by the officer, Jurado (seen above) reportedly admitted that such illicit filming was part of a weekend routine.  “I do this every Sunday,” Jurado declared, according to a police report.

Everybody has their Sunday routines. Some guys like to watch football, some guys work on their cars, and some guys film upskirt footage of unsuspecting women. Different and spectacularly illegal ways to stroke for different folks.

I bet his lawyer is going to love that quote too. Not only did Jurado admit that he committed the crime, but he also revealed that he made a goddamn habit out of it. Even Charlie Kelly’s illiterate ass knows that’s not the way to build a strong legal defense.

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