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No Wonder The Rock Is So Jacked, He Has A Toilet In His Gym, Duh

OF COURSE, The Rock pukes when he throws up. Straight up. Tell me The Rock isn’t the type of dude who doesn’t work his body out to the point of vomit and I’ll tell you that you’re missing the point. If The Rock pukes when he lifts, you bet your ass I’m going to start doing that. Quick fun fact for you: San Andreas, f*cking San Andreas, that movie where it’s essentially The Rock vs. Mother Nature, made almost half a billion dollars. You know who else on earth can do that? Nobody. Absolutely nobody can take on Mother Nature, win, and make $475 million dollars in the process.

So, when you wake up in the morning, look yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself if you smell what The Rock is cooking? Because it’s probably throw up. And if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for the rest of us mere mortals.

[h/t Uproxx]

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A New Jersey native who firmly subscribes to the 'it's better to be lucky than good' ideology, my main goal in life is to one day write a Batman screenplay.
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