A couple was all set for a lifetime of happiness, but a sinister ex-boyfriend of the bride threw a monkey wrench into their plans. Apparently, the ex-boyfriend put pictures of the bride performing oral sex on him on all of the guest tables. Via Imgur, here’s a text conversation of how everything went off the rails.
Unsurprisingly, this caused people to lose their shit. Watch footage of the massive brawl in the videos below.
Goddamn, I can’t imagine being that poor groom. You go from being on cloud 9 to being in a Royal Rumble at the drop of a hat. Hopefully, he at least got some good chair shots in on the bride’s ex-boyfriend for blowing up his life with those stealth blowjob photos.
I also feel terrible for the bride’s dad. Not only do you find out that your daughter is a huge floozy, now you have to shell out a billion dollars to the reception hall for all of that damage. I can’t imagine having the floor covered in blood like the elevator doors in The Shining was covered in his security deposit.