Bold move by these two backwoods clowns for thinking they could pull a knife on a fraternity. If you’re trying to come at a squad of thirty-some dudes in their twenties, you better come with a gun, because that knife ain’t helping. You know how many weapons there are in a frat house? You think they’re scared of one little knife? PLEASE. Get a grip or an adult weapon or go the f*ck home.
Two men, Levi G Drouillard, 27, and Kenneth R Mitchell, 35, are facing charges after police say they tried to crash a fraternity party at Indiana University Bloomington Saturday.
Officers say fraternity brothers at Sigma Chi wouldn’t let them inside, because they weren’t members. That’s when police say Drouillard began shoving, attempting to punch several residents and pulled a knife.
The fraternity brothers secured themselves behind their door. Police say the suspects then broke a basement window and entered the house. During an interview with police, Drouillard said he intended to get back inside to make a point to the fraternity brothers and continue fighting them.
Students called police and also started a group chat on their phones to keep each other updated on the suspects’ movements. IUPD reported to the scene and arrested Drouillard and Mitchell around 12:30 A.M. Police say a knife was found in Drouillard’s coat pocket.
Let me tell you something right now: had this been my fraternity, dude would have caught multiple bat swings to the dome. Yeah, granted, Rutgers New Brunswick is a little more rough and tumble than bumblestickfuck Indiana, but these Sigma Chi bros gotta step up their defensive strategies. You gotta defend your turf, boys.