A very unlucky resident in a Pretoria, South Africa apartment had an 8-foot venomous snake chilling in their toilet. Watch snake handler Barry Greenshields try to capture the gigantic cobra in the video below.
Jesus, that snake was terrifying. It legitimately looked like that son of a bitch was never-ending. You can’t tell because the video cut out, but the snake was able to get free from Greenshields’ grip and escape back down the drain. Goddammit Barry, you had one job!
Here’s UPI with more:
Residents said the snake has yet to reemerge since going back into the toilet last week, and they fear it could still be somewhere in the building’s pipes.
“We have put cameras in the pipes to look for it. Residents are still worried and some of them are feeling like if it comes up they want to kill it which is something I don’t want. I hope he has left through the pipes,” Greenshields told News24.
If I’m living in that apartment complex, I’m never going number two again until I see that snake’s head on a stick. I typically don’t condone harming animals, but until that monstrous beast is murdered no one in that building will be able to sleep soundly. There’s going to be chaos everywhere, with people peeing out of windows and having diets consisting of only cheese and Imodium. Sorry Barry, but that slippery bastard’s days are numbered.