On Sunday’s episode of Planet Earth II, we were treated to the biggest upset in Africa since Muhammad Ali knocked out George Foreman in the Rumble in the Jungle. A pack of hungry lions seemed to have a giraffe trapped, and it looked like it was only a matter of time before its tall ass got ripped from limb to limb. But the giraffe had other plans, truck sticking a lioness in a epic showdown.
Goddamn, I didn’t see that one coming! That giraffe completely destroyed that lioness with a blend of power and speed we haven’t seen since the glory days of Bo Jackson. If you mess with the bull, you get the horns. And if you mess with this giraffe, you get trampled for the whole internet to see. All the animals at Pride Rock are going to have a field day with this one.
It’s been a big day for animal violence here at COED, as earlier today we brought you the disturbing video of honey bees killing a gigantic spider. It was probably the first and last time I’ve ever felt bad for one of those eight-legged monsters.
And here are some funny Planet Earth II videos to boost your spirits.