CNN Mistakenly Broadcasted 30 Minutes Of Porn On Thanksgiving

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CNN gave its Boston viewers an unexpected treat on Thanksgiving, broadcasting 30 minutes of hardcore pornography. I guess they wanted to give people a graphic reinterpretation of a turkey getting stuffed. Here’s how it all went down, via The Next Web: 

Last night at 11PM EST, some unsuspecting viewers getting ready for a brand new episode of Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown on CNN were surprised to see that scheduled programming had been replaced by 30 minutes of adult entertainment.

The mess-up only affected viewers in Boston, as CNN’s broadcasting in the city is provided by RCN, a local television provider. Despite the channel sending through the correct video signal, somehow RCN managed to press the wrong buttons and provide viewers with something quite different.

I love that this slip-up occurred during an episode of Parts Unknown, as that could definitely serve as a title for some filthy pornog action. I’m sure somebody’s getting fired for this, but in actuality, they should be getting a raise. Have you seen the obesity stats for our country? This hero was just trying to simulate viewers, so they could get in a vigorous jerk off session to burn off some calories.

Everybody knows that the best way to work off that third slice of pumpkin pie is by playing a late night game of pocket pool. Why bother going to the gym when you can get in an old fashioned, manual Shake Weight workout from the comfort of your own couch?

[h/t Maxim]

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