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Woman Gets Physical With Bouncer After He Wouldn’t Accept Slice Of Pizza As Form Of ID

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Tim Boyle/Getty Images

A 21-year-old woman was trying to tear up the dance floor at Bistro 63 at the Monkey Bar last Thursday in Amherst, Massachusetts, but had one little problem standing in her way: the bouncer wouldn’t accept a slice of pizza as a form of identification. Here’s the Daily Hampshire Gazette with the scoop:

Around 12:16 a.m., police had been summoned to the bar when another woman was asked to show her ID to the doorman, and instead attempted to present a slice of pizza. After being informed that pizza was not a valid means of gaining entry to the establishment, the woman slapped the doorman in the face, according to police, and was issued a trespass notice to stay away from the location.

The 21-year-old was charged with disorderly conduct, which seems a little harsh to me. As far as I’m concerned, if you have the judgment skills to procure a delicious slice of pizza, you should be deemed capable to drink alcohol. Getting a late night slice to soak up that booze is a veteran move. On the strength of that decision alone, the bouncer should have been able to realize this wasn’t her first rodeo.

Somebody needs to put this party animal in contact with that naked dude who tried to rob a pizzeria ASAP. I’ve got a hunch these two pizza enthusiasts would really hit it off.

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