At last night’s American Music Awards, Chrissy Teigen had a slight wardrobe malfunction. Because this is a family site, we can’t show you the actual photos here. Do some Googling or take a look at these pictures to give yourself an educated guess at what transpired.
Instead of being pumped to catch a glimpse of Chrissy’s ham wallet like any normal person, some imbecile went on Twitter to criticize her for dressing too provocatively.
What a goddamn nerd. Who would complain about getting such a lucky break? That’s like bitching about getting an extra chicken nugget from McDonald’s. Wardrobe malfunctions are beautiful gifts from the heavens and they need to be cherished accordingly.
Thankfully, Chrissy put this gomer in his place with an awesome burn.
She just dunked on that guy’s head with an anatomy textbook. And in case you’re still unsure if Chrissy Teigen is an actual lady, you can check out her hottest photos in the gallery below. It’s better safe than sorry.