To be honest, this has nothing to do with the movie, and everything to do with how much I’m genuinely in love with Emma Watson. But either way, Disney is Disney, Beauty and The Beast is a downright classic, and they’ve been crushing these live-action remakes for a couple years now. All in all, if they’re able to sell my 23-year-old beer drinking, football watching, fart-joke loving self, they can sell anybody.
In this live-action re-imagining of the fairy tale, a young woman (Emma Watson) takes her father’s place as prisoner in a beast’s castle, only to fall in love with her beastly captor (Dan Stevens), who turns out to be a prince. Beauty And The Beast will be in theatres on March 17, 2017.