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Two Porn Stars Claim They Will Blow Everyone Who Doesn’t Vote For Trump

Maggie Green's Instagram

Maggie Green’s Instagram

Angelina Castro and Maggie Green have given undecided voters a very compelling reason to not vote for Donald Trump in the upcoming election. Here’s Angelina and Maggie with all of the details, as it seems like voting with your penis is a sound strategy for the first time in the history of the presidency.

Angelina and Maggie may not be the cream of the crop when it comes to porn stars, but beggars can’t be choosers when it comes to free blowjobs. A mouth is a mouth, and God knows I’ve done worse in my day. Via Uproxx, here’s how these patriots plan to carry out their generous offer.

To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump. Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day. The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.

I don’t know how they’ll be able to verify who their Twitter followers actually voted for, but I’m sure they’ll figure it out. If you can’t trust a website called TeamBJ.com., then who the hell can you trust?

Angelina currently has 212,000 followers on Twitter and Maggie has 82,200 followers, so this could end up being a highly ambitious endeavor. I hope those dudes are cool with being sloppy thousands and these young ladies have sturdy jaws. Don’t want to end up with a Kanye West “Through the Wire” situation.

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