You’ll Never In A Million Years Believe The Mindboggling Price Tag For Justin Bieber’s New Year’s Eve VIP Package

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If you want to spend New Year’s Eve with Justin Bieber all you have to do is fork over half a million dollars. Now while that might seem like an absurd number, all it takes is one shameless rich asshole to make it happen. And I’m sure there’s somebody out there who will take the bait. And I hope they have a fun time with Bieber on New Year’s Eve because they’re destined for an eternity in hell.

From TMZ:

The Ultimate VIP Package for Justin’s Miami gig includes tix for you, 9 friends and a 5 night stay for the whole crew at the Fontainebleau’s Sorrento Penthouse. Naturally, you’ll get comped dinners, poolside cabana and a stage front table for the concert.

The added benies are ridic:
— Free use of exotic whips like Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Rolls-Royces or McLarens
— Private escort to Skrillex‘s set at LIV (after JB’s show)
— Yacht charter to STORY nightclub where Marshmello‘s performing, plus meet and greet
— Armand de Brignac Brut Gold champagne (worth $6,500 per bottle)

That sounds cool and maybe even worth dropping a little bit of money for if you’re a Belieber, but not nearly worth the $500,000 price tag unless Justin Bieber is going to also give you some sexual favors on the DL. If not then you’re probably better off spending the money on… well, anything else.

And side note, but no matter how incredible Armand de Brignac Brut Gold is, there’s just no way a bottle of champagne could actually be worth $6,500. This New Year’s Eve I’ll spend $6 on Andre and, while it might not taste quite as good as Ace of Spades, it will more than get the job done.

 

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