Luke Zapolska is a Butler student and absolute dude who recently managed to sneak into Game 5 of the World Series using his keen sense of humor, enormous testicles, and a printer. Luke first told his story to TheDailyCaller and it’s now been picked up by sites like NowThatsCollege and BroBible. Apparently he was in Chicago, but couldn’t afford tickets to the game because he’s a freshman college student.
Not wanting to leave the city without a chance at history, Luke did what any enterprising young man would do and snuck into the stadium. With a little bit of luck and some ineptitude from the security staff, Luke actually managed to make it into Wrigley.
Here’s his side of the tale:
Well when I was walking outside the stadium I went up to a gate and some guy asked me “Are you with Monterro security?”
I said yes and then he asked why I was dressed in a suit and I said that I was told business casual. He then asked me who my manager was and after I didn’t say anything he said “Is it Brandon?”. I said “that’s him” and he took me to Brandon who was some Jamaican dude who led me inside the stadium and when he asked why he’s never seen me I told him it was my first day. He then said I had to fill out some tax information so for about 30 mins I had to fill out some direct deposit and tax sheets. Then I was given a jacket and was given my post at the player’s entrance. I was being goofy the entire time and was making the players/media who came through laugh so they kept commenting on how I was doing such a great job.
What got me in trouble is I kept taking pictures with players and a manager saw me (I had no idea who were the managers were). Then all the bosses came up to me and kept asking how I got employed and everything and I must have lied well enough for them to believe me because they told me to go back to work, But I guess another person must have complained about pictures because they said they got another complaint about pictures and had to send me home for the day. They started to escort me out but I made a last attempt effort to stay by asking to go to the bathroom, where I waited in a stall for over an hour trying to wait them out. Eventually four different security people came in and nearly broke down the door trying to get to me. At that point I came out and I was searched for over 15 minutes in the bathroom.
On his way out, they made Luke delete all his photos and Snaps. Although they must not have done a good enough job because he still managed to grab a couple of pictures. You can see those below.
I think my favorite part about this story because I’m in the media business is the fact that Luke used Bleacher Report, the largest sports site on the web. They employ so many people that there’s no way anyone would be able to find his manager or boss or whatever. Nice move, Luke.