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WATCH: Abigail Ratchford Rocks A Body Paint Bikini

Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images

Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images

The gorgeous Abigail Ratchford is currently working on her 2017 calendar, and she took some time from shooting to bless us with videos of her wearing a body paint bikini. The new year can’t get here soon enough.

I think it’s safe to say that I need to reevaluate my dream job power rankings. I’d now put being Abigail Ratchford’s official body painter at #1, followed by backup NFL quarterback at #2 and Batman at #3. Every body paint application would take me roughly 19 hours, but you better believe it would be on point. I’d be locked in like a goddamn bank robber trying to crack a safe.

Because those videos have surely whetted your appetite for more Abigail, check out the links below.

Toby HastyCOED Writer
Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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