WATCH: Abigail Ratchford Rocks A Body Paint Bikini

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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images

The gorgeous Abigail Ratchford is currently working on her 2017 calendar, and she took some time from shooting to bless us with videos of her wearing a body paint bikini. The new year can’t get here soon enough.

I think it’s safe to say that I need to reevaluate my dream job power rankings. I’d now put being Abigail Ratchford’s official body painter at #1, followed by backup NFL quarterback at #2 and Batman at #3. Every body paint application would take me roughly 19 hours, but you better believe it would be on point. I’d be locked in like a goddamn bank robber trying to crack a safe.

Because those videos have surely whetted your appetite for more Abigail, check out the links below.

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