This guy. We all know this guy. The guy who goes to a preseason game because they’re bored and want to get f*cked up. And ya know what? I respect it. This guy had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything he ever wanted — and he didn’t let it slipped, he captured it.
At last night’s Celtics vs. Knicks game, the camera panned to Hubie Brown and whoever that chromedome announcer is. What follows is the stuff of legends: