Alexis Ren Did Some Skinny Dipping Because Bathing Suits Are For Nerds

19-year-old model extraordinaire Alexis Ren recently had a photo shoot. Instead of frolicking around in the water in a traditional bathing suit like a total jabroni, Ren opted to go naked. This was such a genius move on so many levels it’s unreal. She avoids pesky tan lines, it’s a more efficient way to beat the heat, and she gives perverts all over the world heart palpitations.

Enjoy some of the jaw-dropping pics that photographer Kim Akrich took of Alexis.

I would’ve gladly swam across shark-infested waters to be present during that shoot. It’d be like being a fly on the wall while Michelangelo was painting the Sistine Chapel.

Because no human can look at just four pictures of Alexis Ren and call it a day, scroll through the gallery below for some more of her greatest hits.

Toby HastyCOED Writer
Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.