Opinions on Nicki Minaj are polarizing, to say the least. Some (like myself) think she’s a totally legit rapper, while other think she’s a talentless hack who is nothing but a good body in tight clothes. Some think she’s the finest thing this side of 2010, while others think she’s too round and too fake. But one thing that everyone can agree on — love her or hate her — is that her ass is extraordinary in the most literal sense of the word. That’s not to confuse extraordinary for good. Extraordinary is defined as ‘very unusual or remarkable’ which is exactly what Minaj’s butt is… unusual.
I’ll be the first to say I’m a huge fan. Not only do I think she’s a pretty solid rapper, I also find her obnoxiously attractive. And while I’m a relatively confident dude, at the end of the day, I know if the opportunity presented itself to me, I’d be severely sexually outclassed. I don’t think I have the competence to handle all that. Hell, I don’t think I have the sexual competence to handle even half of that. Frankly, I don’t think most of us do.
I mean, take a look at this video and tell me you’d know what to do with this. You would try, and you would fail. Your best bet would be to let Nicki take over and hope you come out of the other side still in one piece.
Anyway, zero clue as to what this video’s about. The caption gives us zero context, and the video ends pretty quickly. I think we can chalk this one up to Nicki being Nicki, and knowing exactly where her money is made.