Ken Bone Did A Reddit AMA, May No Longer Be America’s Sweetheart

Ken Bone's Twitter

Ken Bone’s Twitter

It was love at first sight between America and Ken Bone. As soon as his goofy looking, undecided voting, red sweater rocking ass appeared on our TVs during the second Presidential debate, we were all in. Memes, T-shirts, sexy Halloween costumes, you name it.

We couldn’t get enough of Mr. Bone, and he seemed to enjoy all the attention he was getting too, as he went on a bunch of talk shows and got a cushy endorsement gig from UberSELECT. But with all the press he was receiving, Ken got a little careless. After Ken did a Reddit AMA, Gizmodo reported that users were able to dig up some old comments that he made on the site that has everybody seeing him in a whole new light.

Here’s Ken commenting on some pornographic images. He really wasn’t lying about the Bone Zone.

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Ken also opined on the joys of being able to raw dog his wife after his vasectomy. Get some, Ken!

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While all this stuff is obviously embarrassing for Ken, I don’t think it’s a big deal. So Ken likes Brazilian curves and dropping fire Zoolander references. If that’s a crime, lock me up and throw away the key.

But unfortunately for Ken, he apparently did commit a very real crime in his past.

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Gizmodo

Jeeze, Ken making big forgery moves like Leo in Catch Me If You Can. Definitely didn’t see that one coming.

And finally, Ken had some less than stellar opinions on Trayvon Martin’s killing and Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nude photos.

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Uproxx

Uproxx

This is like finding out that Santa Claus isn’t real. I thought Ken Bone was a beacon of all that’s decent and good. The one guy with a true moral compass in this crazy world. But I was sorely mistaken. He’s just some random dickhead who got famous because he looks funny and has a cool name. What a goddamn shame. This whole election can go straight to hell.

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Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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