Watching children puke their brains out is best enjoyed from the comfort of your own home, away from actual vomit, and in slow motion. Thankfully, one Jared Alridge filmed a kid completely emptying his stomach on a ride at the State Fair of Texas. Not only that, he got the whole thing in slow motion and added some extremely fitting music to up the enjoyment factor by a size of 10.
More impressive than Jared’s ability to film the hilarious moment, though, is the puker’s ability to lose so much volume of puke in so little time. The strong stream almost never seems to end.