Green Bay Packers tight end Jared Cook recently went to a Buffalo Wild Wings to get his grub on. BWW seemed like a solid choice, as usually the wings are tasty and the beers are cold. Unfortunately for Jared, that would not be the case on this particular occasion. The 29-year-old ended up getting way more than he bargained for with his lemon pepper wings.
Jesus Christ, that’s nasty. That chicken’s cold, dark eyes will haunt my dreams for years to come. When Jared asked them what the hell was going on, this is the response he got.
Gimme a goddamn break, B-Dubs. I don’t want to hear this lame ass fresh chicken excuse. Jared ordered chicken WINGS, not chicken dome pieces. He should get a free lifetime supply of food and therapy sessions. If coming face to face with the head of a lemon pepper covered Foghorn Leghorn isn’t some traumatizing shit, then I don’t know what is.