Clown Lives Matter March: Full Story & Must-See Details

(Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

(Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

Organizers in Tucson, AZ are planning a real, actual “Clown Lives Matter” march in a show of solidarity against the evil clowns who are scaring the bejeezus out of everyone. This is not a joke. Well, ok, it is definitely a joke of a march, but we mean that it’s actually for real and going to happen.

According to a flyer advertising the event, “this is a peaceful way to show clowns are not psycho killers. We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a hug!”

And you know what the flyer looks like? It looks like this. For real:


Umm, newsflash, clowns. You’re trying to tell people not to be scared of clowns and on the flyer you actually use, you put a straight up murder clown with blood on his face and teeth on the poster. And the font is also murder font. So yeah, you’re not doing a great job of convincing me that clowns aren’t dangerous.

Clown Lives Matter Viewing Details

Where: Tucson, AZ | 4th Avenue
When: 6:30 PM | October 15
What: A bunch of psychos walking together in clown outfits

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