In case you’re living under a rock, creepy dudes in clown costumes are wrecking havoc across the nation. And if you are living under a rock, I’d suggest you stay there until this madness stops.
While this fad is horrible news for you and me- unless you’re one of these creepy clowns, in which case please stop reading and go f**k yourself- it’s been a boon for the already $7 billion a year Halloween costume industry.
Via Fox 8 North Carolina:
“Clown mask sales are up more than [300%] from a year ago the same period online,” Brad Butler of national Halloween costume chain Halloween Express told Eye Opener TV Tuesday.
“In the top 10, eight of them are ‘evil’ clown masks this season whereas last year, five of the top 10 were ‘evil,’” Butler added.
People are just the absolute worst.