Mike is married with two kids, but that’s not stopping him from joining Tinder and trying to meet other women and get laid. You know who’s trying to stop him, though? His wife. And she’s doing it by hacking into his Tinder account and changing his profile so that no one will ever want to sleep with him ever again–unless chicks these days are into micro d*cks and STIs. Last time I checked, they are not.
Even worse, is that Mike doesn’t know that his wife is leaving him.