Steven Avery Wants Brad Pitt To Play Him In An Upcoming Biopic

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Forgetting for a second that Steven Avery is currently facing a life sentence without the option of parole for rape and murder, things are looking up for him. First, he ditches his older fiancee for an upgraded, more attractive Las Vegas woman, Lynn Hartman, and now he’s doing exclusive interviews with Dr. Phil.

In that exclusive interview with Dr. Phil, which airs next week, the Making a Murderer star admitted that he “hadn’t been in love his whole life” and that he had finally found the woman of his dreams. “It’s not the same as the others. Everything is all different with her.” Congratulations Steven, we’re so happy for you.

But I think my favorite part of the interview is when Steven tells the camera that he’d like Brad Pitt to play him in an upcoming movie. Brad Pitt! The most beautiful man in Hollywood! And Steven Avery wants him to play him in a movie about his life. Just because he’s behind bars doesn’t mean that you can keep Steven Avery from living the dream. He’s literally more positive than 99% of the suckers here on the outside.

While most of us would be happy with just one Netflix documentary, Steven Avery is reaching for the stars. He’s getting a second season of Making a Murderer and asking Brad Pitt to play him in a movie. I can totally see the two of them hitting if off immediately. Like, “Brad, don’t be upset that Angelina Jolie is leaving you because I’m in jail and I just got a hotter fiancee!”

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